Vmo until 3.5NM (250knts) everything forward services on the numbers slammed the anchors on full reverse off on the opposite direction fast exit. Hit V1 on the taxi to the apron. Engines shut down before the brakes set and batterys off.
Into the FBO and some bastard was in the disabled bog next to the entrance. With trousers already undone and grapsed very tightly at the top.
Before the mental cry of "faaaaaaaarck" was complete the door unlocked.
15 mins later the tech log was completed with completely fictional times due to really not caring what they were when I landed or parked.