Raised in the House of Commons today, that today is the actual 100th aniversary of the RAF, in that the Act of Parliament founding the service was presented to the House and was voted through unopposed.
Doesn’t quite work that way. As the joke goes...
Worker knocks on boss’s door on Monday and says, “boss can I have tomorrow off?”.
“Why?”, asks the boss. “Because my wife is going to have a baby”, he replies.
“Certainly!”, the boss replies, and off the man goes with a smile on his face.
Wednesday the boss goes round to the workers desk and finds him looking tired but happy.
“Well?”, he asks the worker. “What?”, responds the worker.
“The baby”, the boss replies testily, “boy or girl?”
“Don’t be silly”, the worker replies, “we won’t know that for another 9 months”......