Judging time!
3rd to JAVELINBOY with "The suspense is killing me"
2nd to Danny with "When I told you to "keep your ear to the ground", Hoskins, "I didn't mean ..... !"
But the winner of the CST for this (sorry Buster) is Nutloose with:
"And hence the British settled on the term pavement as opposed to the American sidewalk.. "
Well done everybody, over to you Nutty!