Oh do be serious...I am, very.
Tri* don't have spark plugs...thanks for that. I have always wondered what happens after air is forced into Mr Whittle's inventions through the compressor blades, into the combustion chamber, mixed with fuel, a match put in until self-sustaining, which causes the mixture to explode and expand rapidly, goes reaward to the blades on the turbine that is axially linked to the compresser. No thanks, really. I have always wondered what the N1 and N2 meant.
I think everyone on here will make their own minds up about your thoughts.