c'mon, they even take courses in how to write these reports.
Let's see, almost identical language, and then this gem:
Long had been suspended from his job for five days in March for ignoring a supervisor’s orders to keep vehicles from driving into a restricted area of the airport, according to documents provided by the city of Chicago.
Moore, who arrived after Dao was removed from the plane, had previously been disciplined at least seven times from 1999 to 2009 for failing to show up for work without notifying a supervisor, according to city records.
These guys aren't real cops; they're wannabes.