Sitting in my study on the north shore of the Holy Loch, every now and again a large RAF transport aircraft will come by at around 200 feet and around 200 knots on a low level exercise. Since my study is itself at around 200 feet above the loch and these aircraft are no more than 300 yards away - I get a side level view - its fun. The latest was an A400M - a very impressive flypast. So I'm afraid Flying Cop - you're in the wrong bit of Scotland.