It's all the fault of Dubai Police!
The leave planners did a fantastic job, i have seen it, i know, but their USB stick was accidentally left in the non company suitcase of a management pilot checking and admiring this marvel during his hard earned LAX layover and has been confiscated by the police without realising how exempt these managers are of all regulations affecting the lazy line pilots.
It might be released after this week-end, when the hard working agents between the stairs will have time to lift their arms away from their mobiles and place the suitcase on the scanner. The next few days will be necessary to have someone from the third floor going through the stringent security barriers and to collect the abandoned suitcase to then deliver it to another hard working third floor vice president at Costas, until it can be given back to the leave planners to publish their fabulous work.
All this in a strive to make Emirates great again.