I have been hovering in the background since the start of this thread. I have nothing to add, it has all been said. But a gong for SATCO may your enquiries continue Sir.
The 'wings' irritate me most of all.
The prang reminds me of a certain accident involving a member of The Royal Family. Perhaps there was a bit of a bust up about if the Captain and owner should take over or not. PMT?!