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To which she responded "What did you say?"
His reply? "OI SAID WITH AN ARSE LOIKE THAT, YOU MUST PACK A MEAN FART!!"
In a one to one situation "fart and gimme a clue" come to mind.
It's well known women do not fart per se, because they do not keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required back pressure...
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