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Old 10th Oct 2016, 01:47
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seafury45
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New South Wales
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Not original......shamelessly copied from the internet.

The other day I went over to a nearby Wal Mart Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacist's’ Counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?" Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swirled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?" The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!" So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!" Well, I can never go back to that Wal Mart, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!
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