So, we've had our requisite three days so it's time for judging:
Bronze Star to Coffman Starter with:
The last time I saw a mouth that big was during my initiation ceremony when I was up at Oxford with the Bullingdon Club
Silver Star to Nutloose for:
And this is my Linda Lovelace impersonation.
And a Gold Star for C52 with:
DC: "My hair colour is entirely natural."
So, over to you, C52