small quantities of household cleaners anywhere with a kitchen and toilet has
Folks,
I won't mention the organisation, but had a wonderful session with the "auditors" of our fire and evacuation procedures.
The so called "auditor" would not accept that nitrogen was not a flammable gas, as far as he was concerned "gas was gas" and "gas burns". Save me??
Same chap had great trouble accepting the cleaners in the staff kitchen not flammable, seeing as they were all dihydrogen oxide based.
We are "inducting" a new forktruck next week, just replacing an existing one, the risk management assessment we have to go through covers 17 pages. 16 of the 17 pages, only an imbecile would need "instruction" on the "risk management" and "mitigation strategies". For example, what is the risk/hazard of driving around in the dark?? Running into something!! What is the mitigation --- turn the bleeding lights on !! Whod'a thunk it??
Tootle pip!!