OK, looks like a good time to pass judgement... or something like it. Great crop of entries, thanks!
An Hornable Mention in Dispatches to Shy Torque:
Buster (rear half of pantomime reindeer):
"Nutty, for God's sake stop it - it's disgusting back here!"
Nutty (front half of pantomime reindeer):
"Sorry Buster, if you could see what I could see, you'd be farting, too!"
In third place Nutty with a caption right up my street...
"He said turn right at the Stags Head and then start your run, but I'll be buggered if I can see the pub"
A fine second to Pom Pax with:
Just you wait fly boys come Christmas eve I'll drop my load down your chimneys.
And winning by a short head for appealing to my evil sense of humour is Wensleydale with:
The hunting scene in Quentin Tarantino's remake of Bambi caused some consternation at the local crèche.
Well done and you have control sir.
Thanks once again to Danny and Buster!