Try getting onto an aircraft in the Gulf that has sat there for all day in the heat and you arrive for duty at 3pm! You'd get arrested in the UK for leaving a dog in a car in less heat!!
Is there a name for a welcome champagne/sweat cocktail? Pitt's fizz or something????
But I digress! Another good Sweaty Pits treatment is Vichy 7 Day Treatment - great stuff.