Rumour has it that Strathaven already has an established brothel
A mutual friend X Ray, already has an ashes scattering business (from the air). and has struggled in the cut throat, forgive the pun, funeral business. Anyone with a recently deceased relative, and wishes them scattered, in a place of choice, pm me
The airpark has some mileage. Planning may be an issue, but they did put 700 wind turbines just SW of you, so anything is possible.
You have a beautiful spot there, and a couple of houses, with access to the runway, might just work......