So many excellent suggestions, it's difficult to pick a winner, but I'll go with...
In 3rd place,
Steve Cox, with "Just at the point of take-off Buster's wallet slipped out of his pocket and dropped to the back of the aircraft."
In 2nd place, Danny 42C with "My next trick is impossible !"
Sometimes the obvious ones are the best, so a round of applause, please, for Stanwell, with
"A bit early on the round-out there, Hoskins."
Take it away, Stanwell.