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Old 17th Feb 2015, 12:03
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socrates
 
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: London
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A young girl walked into a supermarket and on her way round she saw the bloke who had had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a pub. He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying toad!" she yelled. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot."

"No," he said. "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
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