FRC's
It was rumoured that following the introduction of Flight Deck Voice recorders, the first word usually uttered following a genuine ringing of the fire bells or engine failure was s**t. That was usually enough to get the directional consultant scrabbling for the check list.
By the way are there any members of S.O.D.C.A.T. still around. (Pulls out pin, throws grenade and ducks for cover)