This is where I fell off my chair laughing:
Mr Jordan [CASA's Chief Financial Officer]: [W]hat typically happens, with new technology, with credit cards—if you have heard of payWave, which is where people swipe the credit card at the supermarket—we have found, is that in a number of cases people have put their wallet up to the machine to swipe and, rather than using their own personal credit card, it has inadvertently used the CASA credit card.
Of course CASA would issue staff with credit cards that have the PayWave function enabled, and of course CASA staff would simply wave their wallets in front of the sensor, knowing that only their personal credit card and not the CASA credit card would respond.
It all makes perfect sense.
Meanwhile, the Corporate Services division increases by 91 to 441, while FOI numbers drop from 15 to 70.
A stroke of genius!
Fewer FOIs will mean fewer CASA credit cards in carelessly waved wallets. More Corporate Services staff will be able to chase up and arrange repayment of all those grocery and fuel bills 'accidentally' paid on the CASA credit card.
441 people in Corporate Services? That's gotta be a joke.