Winners and Also-rans
Judgement Day ...(Thank you for all the entries. For what it's worth, I found it tough making a choice.Harder than penning a winner!)
Third Place Wensleydales's Its not real - its an optical Ilyushin.
(Might have won but was nobbled by Fox's intervention, 'p.s. I think wensleydale has a winner already')
Second Place superq7's It's fine we Mig welded it to the building so it won't Tupolev.
But with his nose just in front, it's Surplus with
Ground floor perfumery,
stationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up
First floor telephones,
gents ready-made suits,
shirts, socks, ties, hats,
underwear and aircraft...going up(verbose but giving value for money)