No, come on... Didn't you read the headline - it said "plunged".
It must be true, I read it in the paper.
But even so, only 5000ft when we've still got plenty more to go?
As Captain Smith on the Titanic said... "My God, lads, where were you looking?"
A chat in the CP's office (no tea, no bikkies) for these fellows, I think.