(10)For the purposes of these Regulations: an aircraft that is flying or operating for the purpose of, or in the course of:
(i) transporting your mother-in-law, when equipped with a headset that is connected to the intercom; and
(ii) said mother-in-law's inability to contribute to any portion of your flying expenses;
This type of flight in subsection (10) shall be considered to be a Priority One flight. ATC is under strict obligation to ensure all requests for clearance are granted unconditionally and immediately and to re-route all traffic to ensure the minimum possible flight time. You will immediately be granted the honour of Knight of the Order of Australia and the following three decades of your mental-health rehabilitation shall be borne by the Crown.
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