This thread is such a good laugh.
Look, the only answer is "Do Not Do It" unless one of the following is true:
1. You are building time, and this is the least cost method. Heck, you can't even lease a G550 to do your EASA touch and goes for 10,000 Euro. So if you log 100 hours and are only out the 10,000 Euro, this will be cheap at only 100 Euro an hour.
2. You are wealthy and are looking for adventure, not a pay check. You'll certainly find adventure, but the pay check is a crap shoot.
3. You need lots of new drama in your life. Complaining about your ex wives can only take you so far.
4. They are willing to pay three months salary + estimated expenses in advance. They will agree to this long before they will actually do it.
FR