Wizofoz My kids are allowed in the J cabin, firm space, because I have four stripes on my shoulder.
FOs kids can't even be upgraded to J, because clearly, being the offspring of someone with three stripes, they aren't as well behaved
(ETA- I know I have to spell this out for some here- the "Rolleyes" indicates SARCASM )
There is always a hint of truth in sarcasm.