Next time you feel like bemoaning the integrity and professionalism of the RAF's finest, you might want to consider these shining examples of the officer creed.
Dozens of US nuclear missile officers caught up in drug and cheating scandals | World news | theguardian.com
What started out as a drug-use investigation for nuclear launch missile officers uncovered a whole slew of people cheating on their monthly proficiency tests (mainly by texting the answers to others). The initial premise that these guys control the nukes but need some recreational drug use is interesting enough, I suppose beyond that point cheating on a proficiency test is small potatoes.