"I represent, the Lollipop Guild, the..."
"Okay...well, that's great but I don't see how you can help here mate"
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"...and then, this bloody jet appears from nowhere, and cuts me in half!"
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"So, just follow the M1 South and veer left when you hit London. Go straight on & you'll come to a Channel. Cross that & you're over France. Continue straight on & you'll see a big metal tower. Drop your ordinance there & you're done!"
