Who will you pick, if you are the CP?
Depends who the CP is.Personally I'd
pick the hotter one of the two
It must take helluva matured(read perverted) mind to bully 20 year olds.Sage like knowledge and experience to make frivolous suggestions (to go voyaging like Sindbad), without any idea about ground realities.
So you must go around the whole world,go to uni,do engineering,know about office politics,become street smart and then come to aviation.I must say that you have managed to take this to a different level of stupidity.Congratulations !