Mr Smith at RAF Nicosia c. 1962 was a perfect gentleman, ruled with a rod of iron, led by example and only raised his voice on parade. Routinely changed his KD at lunch time, dust never settled on his footwear, a million miles from the archetypal w@nker.
With Mickey Martin as Staish, and Jimmy Gordon as CMetO, it was a good place to be a little weatherman.