crapped into the captains seat, yes, they did
The seats are used to it if the captains in Air Europa are anything like some of the capts I fly with. Flying along happily and then suddenly my nostrils are filled with the overwhelming effects of barotrauma. I'm guilty of it too of course - disguised with a lean and look out of the DV.
Joking apart, there are times I'd like to take a cheeky crap in the captains seat.
