Thank you Sunfish, that is exactly what I was looking for.
Thorn bird, I was so startled by the enormity of your misconception:
Prince, if as I suspect, you live in the castle,
and the length of time that I have been
persona non grata within even the postcode of the "castle", that I fell off my chair in hysterics.
Even though I share similar convictions about certain agency behaviours, I have been a little less amused by the blind passion on display - as the original Prince would say:
It is far better to identify the absence of balance in your attack than it is to leave it for your enemy to use as another arrow in his quiver.