Faint shades of James Joyce at his most convoluted disjointed but altogether lateral and above all original droll and head shakingly absurd.
There must be more and more again where the foregoing came from Mr Mussen sir? (You owe it to the gallery, now that you have their attention)
And please, never feel a need again to protest your veracity. It shineth like a golden stream of . .. . . .
Were Les Mikey (Duke Elegant) still with us he'd bounce right in now with a fine wisecrack or two. Bless his memory. A man with the best of military credentials he was too.