"I know very good tailor in Hong Kong. For you very special price,ready in an hour."
Right, I'll have a nice dark jacket with four big gold bars on each sleeve. Oh, and a cap with lots of those nice gold leaves on the peak. The biggest dilemma is should I wear a cravat?
Anyway, that should impress these visiting foreign johnnies and demonstrate how good I am at my job.
Now where's that T-shirted, ripped-jeaned oick with my afternoon pot of Earl Grey?
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