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Old 5th May 2012, 14:17
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ArthurR
Just another erk
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Germany
Age: 73
Posts: 280
1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a s*x object.Every time you ask for s*x, she objects.

4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings…”

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.

6. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

7. Virginity can be cured.

8. Virginity is not dignity,it’s lack of opportunity.

9. Having s*x is like playing bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

10. I tried phone s*x once,but the holes in the dial were too small.

11. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

12. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
Answer: Life sucks, jobsucks and the wife doesn’t.

13. Despite the old saying,‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!
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