learn how to cook and clean!
Mate, I admire your Cojones Grandes (at least when you are safely hidden behind your laptop!).
I guarantee you wouldn't talk like that with some of the girls I've had across the flight deck.
Capt Playstation, you have been around the block a bit. Surely the answer is obvious.
That said if anyone is that desperate, the offer of giving FR lots of money without them actually doing very much would probably have them dribbling as they move towards you with their hands open, like zombie tinkers.