FA - 18 better tuck yourself in and zip up your zoom bag. Your personality is showing.
If that is what you fly then i do hope your eyesight is not as myopic as your observation and knowledge of outback banter.
reminds me a bit of a real life story about a Judges bag handler on the occasion of the first outback native title claim back in the early seventies. The local stock inspectors all of whom used own big -often savage- blue heeler cattle dogs, had been delegated to "look after" the various parties legal representatives and of course big boss number one judge.
picture the early morning, stockie cooking brekky and yarning on with judge who's always awake
before his young assistant.
young bag handler is watching said dog attend to his early morning ablutions, which always involves a bit of 'well evidenced self indulgence', so to speak.
without thinking young fella says, "I wish I could do that."
without blinking stockie remarks, "yer better pat him first 'e moight bite."
Judge nearly wets himself.