It is important that the western world stop polluting the atmosphere with CO2, or else our children will be wearing gas masks just to go about their daily tasks, as the acid rain pours down and destroys every living thing - what are you going to eat then.
Yes, well may you laugh but the laugh will be on the other side of your face as Sydney and Melbourne crash into the ocean as a 200 metre tidal surge strikes due to the ocean being too hot to be contained within the ocean boundaries and flows inland and drowns all the little babies, penguins and dingoes.
Be warned I say the end is nigh