Qantas Pilots, You Are Losing The Battle.

[Sunfish]

Can someone draw a cartoon of a Kangaroo with a Leprechaun in its pouch?

Caption : "Get this idiot out of here!"

Qantas - we don't call Australia home.

Qantasia

Qantlingus

Qantas - the pot of gold at the end of leprechauns rainbow.

Mummy, can you get pregnant from anal sex? Of course dear, thats how Qantas managers are born.

Is it true that Qantas is removing seats and making passengers stand like another Irish run airline?

Is it true that Qantas will charge for toilet use like another Irish airline.

Is it true that Qantas is hiring Irish pilots?

Is it true that Qantas is replacing the red kangaroo on its tail with a Chinese Panda because the Chinese think the Kangaroo is a dirty animal?

Is it true that all Qantas maintenance is being moved overseas to third world countries?

Is it true that the Board has directed that no Australians are to be hired except for customer service positions to give the illusion that the aircraft are maintained and flown by real Australians?

Is it true that Qantas is building an English language training academy in Asia to make its recruits sound like Australians?

Has Air Services and the ATSB voiced safety concerns over the poor English speaking ability be Qantas contractors?

Is it true that Qantas has opened an African recruitment office?

Was an Indian Qantas cadet caught by CASA with fake qualifications?

Is it true that the wives of Qantas executives go on free shopping trips to London Paris and New York every few months - flying Qantas first class, paid for by the airline?

Is it true that Qantas managers and their friends are given a black card that allows them to travel anywhere in the world first class for free whenever they want?

It it true that long serving politicians are also given the Qantas free travel black card for helping the airline when in office?

Is it true that good looking Qantas female cabin crew have been fired for not being "attentive" enough to managers "special" needs?

Is it true that an Australian Qantas engineer saved an Aircraft from crashing when he discovered that Asian workers had substituted wooden dummies of critical parts for the metal ones and then sold them for scrap?

...............Over to you. Just focus on the vices, including xenophobia, of the average person. You won't be disappointed.


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