I refused to do the GPC test, all the mouse work gave me RSI. They still have me the card. So much red tape I chucked it in the safe.
Another consultancy milch cow is environment. We had Enviros and a retired colonel come around and did an environmental survey. Joke.
What they did was took the JSP, reformatted the pages, filled in a load of crap and got us to edit and populate it. They took our discs and then sent us a nice printed document. They did ask to come back and check but by then we had all had enough.
To my certain knwoledge it sat, unopened, on bookshelves for 3 years. Still it was a wonderful CYA exercise for the full Colonel that placed the contract with his mate.