Two radar controllers side by side, one male, one female, working the sequence.
M: (Wanting an early turn for his traffic) "Can I turn hard right inside your Shorts?"
F: "You'll have to buy me dinner first!"
In a similar vein...
Very attractive new controller wearing sprayed on stretch jeans signs on and plugs in.
Rather paternal Centre Supervisor wanders over to say hello to the new girl, observes skin tight pants and says "Goodness, how do you get into those?"
She says "Dinner and a drink usually works!"
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