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Old 28th Aug 2010, 21:50
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graculus
 
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... the Saga continues

... In the lands of the North, where the Black Rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long the Men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale...

... truly the 6 of sox has tempted the fiery Nordic gods ...

... Knut .. an hairy Wiking ... This Nigeria is not nearly so bad as the tales told by the men of the Northlands. Truly that Lodge of the Bloo was an most unholy place of a Sunday but now we truly are most welcome ...

... Ragnar ... an most experienced Wiking master of the great Sea of the North ... truly, the dukky maidens fight not in the night as they have spake on the pages of our beloved Prune and our quarters give not the accursed luck of the castle of Elsinore ...

... Knut the HV ... the weather here is most fair, not like that in the lands of the North and truly we have come to a land of akvavit and kransekake from Madsen ...

... Ragnar the EW ... truly Hrothgar told us many tales of the Kraken which, having abandoned our icy coasts, now habit these warmer palm-fringed shores, feasting on the sacrifices of dukky maidens sacrificed in cultish ceremonies. However, it seemeth our leader exaggerates, wanting us to believe the legend of Trodelscow in Bonny ...

... Approach of the City of Lagos ... all traffic are adviced that Lagos is closed due VIP movement ...

... Knut the HV ... What is this, Hrothgar never mentioned this ... what do the bowel habits of these African VIPs have to do with our Danske flights ... where shall we go

... Ragnar the EW ... Lagos this is OY, Wiking Master, when will the field be open ...

... Approach of the City of Lagos .. is just a temporal matter ... it go open when it is no more closed abi

... Ragnar the EW ... what does that mean ...

... Approach of the City of Lagos ... na you dey sabi

... Ragnar the EW ... Knut, what are the options, where we can go? Unions rules states quite clearly they can not do this without 2 week's written notice to the union and then we must sit and having a demokratical discussion which we must win or receive compensation in advance ...

... Knut the HV ... but Ragnar, fuel is getting low and with this NEPA the akvavit may get warm before we return to our Great Hall to sup our Wiking brew and gaze upon the dukky maidens

... Ragnar the EW ... by Thor, you're right. Unions or not that's an emergency. Now how do they say it in English ... we take the chicken, we put it in the pot - gulps ... ok, here we go ...

"Pot Pot, Pot Pot, Pot Pot, OY ......... "

............................................................ ............ Exit stage right

... the saga continues
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