Sleepy Gatwick Airport; a Flybe Dash 8 has just vacated the runway and trundles towards its stand.
[Flybe operates two aircraft types; the Embraer 195, which is shiny, swift, sleek, and loved by pilots and passengers alike, and the Dash 8 Q400, which is - erm -functional. Generally.]
Sweet sounding female ATCO on ground: "EZ123, after the Flybe Embraer parks on 8, you're push start approved stand 14."
(EZ reads back clearance).
Flybe: "Jersey 123, I wish it was an Embraer but unfortunately this one's a Dash."
Ground (dissolving into giggles): "I'm so sorry!"
Flybe: "So are we."
