Mutt,
The answer is no to all.No I would not poision anyone and no I cannot land an aircraft in the event of a pilot incapacitation as I am not trained to do so and I could'nt get through the door!!.
Please let me make it clear my statement was out of anger and frustration of some totally arrogant comments that to be honest I felt very derogatory towards cabin crew in the way they had been said.
I am certainly not above my station and do not get involved in power struggles with flight crew.As previously stated I fully understand and respect the chain of command as the chain of command is vital to a safe operation.
Any incharge crew member who believes they have as much power as the Capt/ F/O are living in a fantasy world.
I enjoy my job and have never even thought about becoming a pilot 1/ because I'm not bright enough and 2/ cabin crew is a great job.
I have a good working relationship with both flight and cabin crew and assure you I will keep it that way.
Apologies if the 'bottle of water' comment offended anyone
but was written in anger...sorry
.
NJR.