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You could be running Osubi Air Strip! Always look on the bright side of life!
Gulp! - you're spot on Chuks.
It is bad enough occasionaly passing through that Shellie monument to Aviation Excellence trying to stop "Security" ripping off the contents of your bags and attempting to hang on to at least one lighter so that you can light a soothing fag when (or if) your flight delivers you to your destination. They make even USA TSA look sensible!
I'm H.A.P.P.Y. etc.
Trog