Run fast - slow down O!
Run Fast,
You can be sure I am your friend like I am the friend of Mama Lolo and NEO (application form sent as PM for the toppest job in the Bristow Group - Manager Port Harcourt Naf base will shortly be available - as one of our best men you will not have too many problems!) but Run Fast remember the proverb:
"A leper cannot change the colour of his spots"
You must wait in line to become one of the "chosen one" - humane resources cannot just offer our best jobs Willy Milly to anyone - we have to be seen to be following the COBI and you need to remember that the Majah and Peewee are now drawing fine pensions and until you send your self assessing form you cannot be offered any old Manager Job.
Wait in the lines and I will do my best.
FC