Official Press Release: Nigerian Space Program
The Nigerian Space Program is recruiting NOW!
Requirements:
- Some kind of flying license with a maximum of 200 hours on anything (we accept applications from those type rated on MS Sim 2005).
- Knowledge of the shape of the planet.
- Generally a good bloke/Girl.
You will need to pay us $3000 for:
- Administrative fees associated with the processing of your paperwork
- Spacesuit
- Your share of rocket fuel
- Anything else that we can make up and you will believe.
Additionally: We welcome Pay To Fly cadets who fail to meet the above requirements!
From: Dr Kananga and his assistant who has a hook for a hand and feeds crocodiles.
Disclaimer: The above has no relation to the real Nigerian Space Program - if one exists - and is merely a spoof based on the reputation which has, quite probably underservedly, been attributed to all Nigerian promotions.