If you live together and the police find out you will be fined, go to jail and be deported.
If you hold hands or kiss each other in public you will be fined, go to jail and be deported.
If you send sexy text messages to each other you will be fined, go to jail and be deported.
If you have any porn on your computer and get found out you will be fined, go to jail and be deported.
If you complain about the mosque being too loud you will be fined, go to jail and be deported.
The Middle East is as boring as bat sh*t.
And you want to leave Europe/your home country and come here? See a psychiatrist my friend.
Last edited by templarknight; 27th Mar 2010 at 12:44.