You could always employ a ghost writer regle! Off subject a bit, but I have just started reading the story of Horace Greasley, aged 92. It is a fascinating account of his time as a POW, written by a ghost writer called Ken Scott. Among other things it tells the story of his full blown love affair with a female translator (German) while incarcerated in a POW camp in Silesia. It was published in 2008 and is Titled: Do Birds Still Sing in Hell? ISBN 978-1-905988-80-8
A book to enjoy while drinking your Cocoa!
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