This waffle, OO, is of your own making.
But, on reflection, is it really? I suspect that you're really one of us - you might even be Al himself. His sense of humour would be to tease us all, light the blue touch paper, sit back, and have a good chortle!
Come on old chap, own up!
On the other hand, if I'm wrong OO, you must be the fellow at the end of the bar whom everyone ignores.