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Old 4th Feb 2010, 01:22
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actually,

With Ma from the cathouse and I out of jail, we had just settled down for a good piece of tail,
when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I jumped off Ma to see 'twas the matter.

Away to the window, I made a mad dash, threw open the shutters and fell on my ass,
When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and a dozen reindeer.
With a little old driver holding his I knew in a moment the bastard was Nick.

Slower than snails his chargers they came, he bitched and he swore as he called them by name,
"Now Dancer, Now Prancer, up over the walls, quick now, dammit, or I'll cut off your "
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