The Rock Officer who was supposedly the most highly trained bloke at Aldergrove, demonstrating single handed cocking of a 9mm and shooting himself in the foot!
"Thrapper" Curtis
D*** Th***son (crewman) going to collect free range eggs at one of the Golf towers, returning with a tray full (planted by the troops) and the mortar alarm going off forcing him to take cover and dive on them.
Another crewman, name escapes me, being sent out to get the Sunday paper from the market square at XMG (got a far as the gate before being told to stop being so F***ing stupid).
Sgts Mess Street parties! awesome!
When we first started fitting GPMG back on the Wessex in the 80's and Paddy W***h scoffed at us being useless and laid down the challenge that if we could hit his hat, he would buy us a crate of beer. H***y W*****e (dad of Ricky) and myself went to recover the targets andsure enough we had not hit the hat. A pencil makes a great 7.62 lookalike hole!
Riding P**l B******hams monkey bike up and down the officers mess after a dining in night and leaving a long black burn mark in the new carpet.